East Tennessee's Best

BEST CATEGORY (AND WINNER) WE MISSED

Each year we ask for categories you would like to see added to the East Tennessee's Best Reader's Poll. You keep asking and asking and mostly we keep ignoring you. That's not very friendly, is it?

Below is a sampling of this year's vote getters. We even included your choice of winner in some cases. Other times we just stick our fingers in our ears and hum loudly.

BEST ARTIST — Jim Gray (Somebody was not paying attention)

BEST CHURCH — What a trend we have in Jesus

BEST COUPLE — Salt and pepper? Macaroni and cheese? Sugar and spice?

BEST HUSBAND — Craig Chaffins of Blaine, Tennessee, and Phillip Lawson, you owe your wives a trip to The Orangery

BEST LAWYER — Here's hoping the losers don't sue for emotional distress

BEST NAIL — Best nail? What does that even mean?

BEST RELIGION — Look, we just moved to our new building a few years ago. We'd just as soon not have lightning strike this early in the game.