Each year we ask for categories you would like to see added to the East Tennessee's Best Reader's Poll. Sometimes we listen to you. Usually we don't. Aren't we a sassy bunch of haters? Fo shizzle.

Below is a sampling of this year's vote getters. We even included your choice of winner in some cases. In other cases we decided not to risk the Almighty's scornful wrath. We're cowards that way.

BEST CHURCH — Can you smell what the Solid Rock (trademark) is cookin'?

BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER — Crystal Welch (Dude, you so did not remember Valentine's Day.)

BEST ALL ROUND PERSON — That's what the ballot said. We hope they meant all "around" person. Otherwise someone is sleeping in the yard tonight.

BEST BOSS — Now them Duke boys was always in a fix with ol' Boss Hogg.

BEST DOG — Reese Pooh (You know, there's no need to suck up to your dog. Unless by "dog" you meant "mother-in-law." If that's the case, you might want to be hopping a plane about now.)

BEST PASTIME AROUND KNOXVILLE — Sitting in construction traffic. (Knoxville has construction related traffic? Since when? Let's be serious for a moment.)