Each year, we ask for categories you would like to see added to the East Tennessee's Best Reader's Poll.

Some we consider. Some we just make fun of.

Here's a selection of this year's top vote getters:

Best Strip Club — Yeah, we'll add this one the same day we add Best Church — the 12th of Never.

Best Boxer — Actually, we wear briefs.

Best Art Gallery — If your definition of "art" is liberal enough, this could end up being your little brother's uncleaned room.

Best Webmaster — Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can ...