PROFFITT'S

Say you need a tie to match a brown shirt. Do you mean chocolate or camel? Do you even understand the question? If not, it's OK. There are trained professionals at Proffitt's who do.

Just drag your sweatpants-wearing behind into the men's department, and they'll send you out looking like Mr. GQ. You can put the sweatpants back on when you get home.

Runners-up: Dillard's, Parisian