FOWLER'S FRAMERY

Q:

What did the mugshot say to the police chief after a trip to Fowler's?

A:

I've been framed.

And if you're looking to get framed, you ought to follow the mugshot to Fowler's. There you'll find a variety of frame styles, from hardwood to modern. Fowler's also specializes in framing portraits, needlework, diplomas and mirrors. And if you need some art for your walls, Fowler's can help there, too. It has an assortment of limited edition prints and masterwork reproductions, as well as catalog ordering if what you have isn't in stock.

Just don't tell the cops. They won't buy it.

Runners-up: Michael's, Virginia's Frame Shop