COTTON EYED JOE

It's "Urban Cowboy" turned into a theme park. The big dance floor features all-together-now line dancing, as well as the do-it-yourself two-step. Now and again they turn the lights down low for a slow dance.

Naturally, there's a mechanical bull. Entertainment of the liquid variety includes the Beer Grab, a blind-man's brew where you pay your money, take a blind grab in the ice and drink whatever comes out.

And the Shooter Girls, who walk around wearing smiles and gun belts lined with shot glasses.

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