CALHOUN'S

* When God constructed Eve from one of Adam's ribs, it's a good thing He decided to use the rib of a human. If The Almighty had gotten his hands on the ribs at Calhoun's, there's a pretty good chance He would have just devoured them on the spot. There might not have been a human race, but there sure would've been some good eatin'.

The ribs at Calhoun's are that good. Whether you like your pork on the spicy side or prefer a sweeter taste on your palate, Calhoun's has what you're looking for. In no time, that delicious rib meat will be sliding off the bone and into your mouth, smearing gooey sauce everywhere.

Just remember to bring an extra pocketful of moist towelettes. You'll probably need them before your meal is over.

Runners-up: Texas Roadhouse and Tony Roma's