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BEST CATEGORY WE MISSED

WINNER

It happens every year. We get so caught up in the hustle and bustle of keeping up with reality TV shows that we forget about a few categories. Here are some of the suggested ones we missed. Next year you just might see:

* BEST SPA -- Hey, isn't this supposed to be a G-rated publication?

* BEST GOLF COURSE -- aka BEST WAY TO WASTE A SATURDAY.

* BEST AUTO REPAIR -- Who'll fix your car without fixing the price?

* BEST CHURCH -- We'll vote for whomever God votes for.

* BEST HOSPITAL -- It's got to be "General Hospital." That show's been on for years.

* BEST NEWSPAPER -- This will give us a year to prepare the award speech.

* BEST CHARITY -- How about the Send the News-Sentinel Entertainment Staff Large Amounts of Cash Fund? That's our favorite.

* BEST NEIGHBORHOOD -- If Mr. Rogers didn't win, we'd be mad.

September 30, 2001